Category: god me

joey-mazzello:

mindfulwrath:

mindfulwrath:

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

kasael:

beesmygod:

my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone”

thats it

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nigerie:

ppl always think im being rude when im just shy :/

fearlessly-fiona:

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

mjalti:

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

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