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wizphobe:

…… When the writer of BERT and ERNIE said he wrote them as gay literally no one was thinking abt the two puppets banging off-screen. it was a CHILDREN’S show. theyre gay bc they loved each other. going off abt asexuality is so weird bc no one was talking abt sexual intercourse in the 1st place!!!! And going off abt how they identified as male but had the bodies of a puppet so therefore they can’t feel sexual desire or WHATEVER is also batshit insane. Be more normal

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iessos:

you know what I would be if I was in a video game? that dead body you find at the beginning with like 10 gold

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13mo:

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

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spacesocialist:

spacesocialist:

very cool of Sesame Street to put out a statement about how Bert and Ernie aren’t gay. we truly live in a society

I know it’s Not That Deep but what a bummer for saltzman to dedicate his time and creativity to writing something in a clearly heartfelt manner and the minute he gives a sincere interview about it they put out a statement not even mentioning him and saying puppets “don’t have a sexual orientation” like it’s some kind of Sex Thing. truly the story of gay ppl’s contributions to culture lmao

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tenseii:

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

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lmaonade:

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

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hyperlesbiandrifter:

nerdjpg:

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

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mechsuit:

tumblr people legit think the second you hit your 18th birthday you became a Full On Grown Adult like you have your own job and mortgages or something. like yes you should expect some form of maturity from an 18 year old but theyre literally still teenagers. like every time i see a 15 year old and 18 year old fight on here n someone goes “ur an adult why are you arguing with minors on the internet ://” im like. those are basically two high school students

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garashirs:

*slaps freud* this bad psychiatrist can fit so much misognyny in it

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millionancientbees:

what is it about mugs!? why can’t i walk past them without feeling a deep pull to buy them!? i don’t need any! more! mugs!! i don’t even have to really like the mug. it could be ugly as fuck. but i’d want it.