I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me
i love being unreachable. yeah i’m on my phone but u can’t reach me. im always on do not disturb. no i won’t answer ur calls i’m having some personal moments please respect them.
My mask has the biggest beak. And it's filled with the finest spices and aromatics. Juniper, mint, rose petals, cloves, laudanum, you name it and I have it. My overcoat is perfectly waxed to keep the plague flesh off of me. My cane is the perfect length to examine patients. My medical encyclopedias are among the largest and most difficult to read. I've trained bloodletting in Naples and I have witnessed an exorcism in Rome. Anyway, you have demons in your blood.
This is by far the most sensual ask I’ve ever received
hello. add me in pocket camp
oh to live in the treasure planet universe
oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship
and to have John Rzeznik from Goo Goo Dolls validate your existence thru the power of a 90s grunge ballad
yeah that too!!
people w adhd are just The funniest people alive i love us
the H in ADHD stands for Hilarious